⚙️ Deus Ex Machina (Fire hardened steel, rusted iron, motor oil, wet cement, burnt copper wires, grey amber)
Preliminary notes: So Fox is an electrician by trade, and the first time he came home smelling like copper wires, something twigged in my brain. I apparently find the scent of copper to be comforting as a result. I've tried Industrial Sabotage before, which is remarkably similar to this in composition, but I can't remember what it smelled like at all. This also sounds very steampunk-y or like something out of the Fallout games.
In bottle: This is mostly cement and metal in the bottle, which isn't nearly as intimidating as it sounds. I don't get any copper and very little motor oil.
On skin: On the skin, this is primarily stone and motor oil. It's still not as scary as it sounds and is quite comforting, actually. Strange and conceptual, sure, but it's "wearable" too. I get a little bit of the copper and other metals in there as well, and a bit of powdery amber(gris). It leans ever so slightly masculine, but it doesn't smell like straight up cologne.
Verdict: 4 industrial machines out of 5.
🔮 Haunted & Bewitched (Egyptian white amber, star jasmine, ambrette seed, rosewater Turkish Delight, pink pepper, Madagascar vanilla, bourbon caramels, aged patchouli, botanical pheromones)
Preliminary notes: I've had this before, and I remember the Turkish Delight note very vividly but not the rest. I think I had this at a time where I was rejecting anything pink or girly-smelling, so it got destashed as a result. I don't hold those same restrictions on myself anymore. If I like something now, I like it regardless of what category it falls into.
I'm also not going to lie, I have a permanent association between Turkish Delight and the animated version of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe from 1979. The scene with The White Witch enchanting Edmund with hot cocoa and Turkish Delight was absolutely magical to me as a child, and it was the first time I'd ever heard mention of Turkish Delight. So naturally, every time I hear or see anything to do with the confection, that's where my mind goes.
In bottle: Ah, yes. Pink pepper-infused Turkish Delight and a splash of booze. The Alkemia team also filled this bottle impossibly full (literally right to the top of the brim), so I'll be good on this for many years.
On skin: Virtually the same on the skin, though it warms up a bit. The Turkish Delight is the strongest note, backed by the pink pepper and caramels. There's a dash of patchouli in there as well, and a tiny hint of florals. It's feminine without being too frilly, and it's sweet without being overly saccharine. For me, it absolutely does evoke that scene from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, which makes me feel like a magical, powerful badass (at least a little bit). This is a gorgeous, gooey flormand, and I'm really stoked to have it again. It brings me a lot of nostalgic joy from my early days getting into this hobby and discovering Alkemia for the first time.
Verdict: 5 spicy Turkish Delights out of 5.
💘 Love Flight of a Candy Heart (Pink cotton candy, candy orange slices, red licorice, bergamot, pineapple, fresh passionfruit, green figs, vanilla musk, pink pepper, oleander, freesia, Panama rose, frangipani, green coconut water, cashmere musk)
Preliminary notes: Honestly, this sounds super fruity and not like my normal fare, but Alkemia's cotton candy scents always sucker me in (I've literally tried all of them at this point). I also haven't seen a pineapple note used in their scents in quite some time.
In bottle: Tropical, citrusy cotton candy. I don't get much else from it, and it's fairly faint. This reminds me of body sprays I used as a teenager, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. It's nostalgic.
On skin: Surprisingly, the pineapple and passionfruit are the strongest notes on the skin. It's delightfully tropical and fruity. The red licorice rears its head with the cotton candy, and the florals start to peek in as well. It's a very juicy, tropical, summery gourmand. Despite the candy notes, it's not overly saccharine, either. I was initially concerned about the passionfruit, since it's not a note I generally care for, but it works well here and isn't overbearing at all.
Verdict: 4.25 tufts of bright yellow tropical cotton candy out of 5.
🌿 Earthlight (Linden blossoms, wild fennel fronds, jasmine tea leaves, melissa, muguet, citrus bergamia, cedar tips, petitgrain, copalchi, guaiacwood, santal, hemlock pine needles, green patchouli leaves)
Preliminary notes: I've always found linden to be a really pretty, quintessential springtime floral despite not being around it IRL ever, so this was very enticing to me. I love a good vernal floral scent to begin with.
In bottle: Beautiful wet, verdant meadow vibes, which is what I was hoping for from this. I don't get any of the florals outright.
On skin: Largely the same, but somehow even more green on the skin. The patchouli and fennel are the strongest, but the fennel isn't overly pungent and licorice-y. It just smells herbal. I get the citrus and jasmine tea leaves if I try really hard, but this is mostly about the greenery. This is a gorgeous, contemplative meadow scent, and I'm really glad I snagged a bottle of this before it disappears again. My only complaint with it is how fast it fades, but that's alright.
Verdict: 4.75 verdant meadows out of 5.
✨ Ecstasies of Light (White amber, pear blossoms, white figs, bergamot, gorse flowers, winter honeysuckle, osmanthus)
Preliminary notes: I'm apparently still on some sort of lactonic and/or white amber kick, and this is no exception. Pear can be hit or miss, but I love it in Carmen 7, so I'm hoping I'll be able to tolerate it here too. This sounds glorious and glowy.
In bottle: This is hard to tease apart, but it absolutely fits right into Alkemia's ethereal-white amber family of Ghost Fire, Luminae, Supernatural, and others. I get a bit of bergamot and osmanthus, but it's mostly creamy white amber.
On skin: Oh, interesting. This becomes almost cologne-y and aquatic on the skin. The pear blossom and osmanthus are beautiful here, and it's very ethereal-smelling, like a glittering veil. There's a bit of sweetness in there, but nothing candy-like or foody. Honestly, this reminds me of ghosts a little bit, like an elegant ghost haunting the halls of a castle or stately Victorian house. Absolutely stunning addition to Alkemia's white ambers. Definitely a fan.
Verdict: 4.25 elegant ghosts out of 5.
👻 Honored Ghosts (Earl Grey tea, black raspberry creams, rosewater-saffron syrup, cinnamon honey, white amber, vanilla incense)
Preliminary notes: I got a friend of mine into Alkemia a few years ago, and this is one of the scents she sampled and upsized. Raspberry is probably one of my least favorite fruits outside of jam, but the rest of this sounds up my alley.
In bottle: Ugh, god. Bury me with this. I don't get any raspberry whatsoever in the bottle, and it's all deliciously honeyed tea and incense. There's some sort of hidden green note in the bottle as well.
On skin: The raspberry peeks out a very tiny bit on the skin, but it's barely there (which is a win for me). The tea and incense notes in this are sublime. It's witchy and sweet without being overly gourmand. This is definitely fall and Halloween appropriate, but it's absolutely versatile enough to be worn any time of the year too. I'm really glad I finally tried this, because I adore it. It brings to mind the image of a young apprentice witch studying tasseomancy in a room hazy with soft incense smoke.
Verdict: 5 witchy teas out of 5.
💖 Come to Me (Candied rose petals, star jasmine, peach blossom, cardamom-infused figs, pink pepper, orris root, Mexican vanilla, tonka bean, cashmeran, white amber, sugar musk, white patchouli, botanical pheromones)
Preliminary notes: Another one I had and destashed because I was afraid of femininity at the time, or something. I remember liking this, with the rose and peach blossom being the strongest notes.
In bottle: I'm not going to lie, this smells a bit like peach-jasmine detergent in the bottle, which is.. interesting and not what I remember.
On skin: This has always had a SweeTarts-adjacent vibe going on, in which it's very sweet and fruity. It doesn't smell like detergent as much on the skin, thankfully. It has some characteristics in common with Haunted and Bewitched, but this is much sweeter. The pink pepper in this is really nice, as is the peach blossom. I'm not entirely sure if I like this or not, to be honest. It's almost saccharine and a bit overwhelming.
Verdict: 3 slightly overwhelming SweeTarts out of 5.
🌊 Ambre Gris (Ambergris, ocean minerals, sea salt)
Preliminary notes: Annnd another one I used to have. I didn't destash this because it was too feminine though. I don't usually wear oils in the summer because of the heat, but I do remember enjoying this during warmer weather.
In bottle: This, on the other hand, is exactly how I remember it. Saline, aquatic, warm, and to be frank, a bit odd in all the right ways.
On skin: God, this is lovely. Warm, a bit salty, aquatic, and a tiny bit green as well. It really does smell like something you'd find in the ocean, and I love it for that. It's atmospheric without smelling like sunscreen or a generic blue candle. This bears some resemblance to Sandscape (which I think might be discontinued), but I like this much better. Sandscape *does* veer into generic blue candle territory and can be a bit overwhelming, but the warmth and saline quality of this one keeps it in check.
Verdict: 4.75 chunks of ambergris out of 5.
Preliminary notes: So Fox is an electrician by trade, and the first time he came home smelling like copper wires, something twigged in my brain. I apparently find the scent of copper to be comforting as a result. I've tried Industrial Sabotage before, which is remarkably similar to this in composition, but I can't remember what it smelled like at all. This also sounds very steampunk-y or like something out of the Fallout games.
In bottle: This is mostly cement and metal in the bottle, which isn't nearly as intimidating as it sounds. I don't get any copper and very little motor oil.
On skin: On the skin, this is primarily stone and motor oil. It's still not as scary as it sounds and is quite comforting, actually. Strange and conceptual, sure, but it's "wearable" too. I get a little bit of the copper and other metals in there as well, and a bit of powdery amber(gris). It leans ever so slightly masculine, but it doesn't smell like straight up cologne.
Verdict: 4 industrial machines out of 5.
🔮 Haunted & Bewitched (Egyptian white amber, star jasmine, ambrette seed, rosewater Turkish Delight, pink pepper, Madagascar vanilla, bourbon caramels, aged patchouli, botanical pheromones)
Preliminary notes: I've had this before, and I remember the Turkish Delight note very vividly but not the rest. I think I had this at a time where I was rejecting anything pink or girly-smelling, so it got destashed as a result. I don't hold those same restrictions on myself anymore. If I like something now, I like it regardless of what category it falls into.
I'm also not going to lie, I have a permanent association between Turkish Delight and the animated version of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe from 1979. The scene with The White Witch enchanting Edmund with hot cocoa and Turkish Delight was absolutely magical to me as a child, and it was the first time I'd ever heard mention of Turkish Delight. So naturally, every time I hear or see anything to do with the confection, that's where my mind goes.
In bottle: Ah, yes. Pink pepper-infused Turkish Delight and a splash of booze. The Alkemia team also filled this bottle impossibly full (literally right to the top of the brim), so I'll be good on this for many years.
On skin: Virtually the same on the skin, though it warms up a bit. The Turkish Delight is the strongest note, backed by the pink pepper and caramels. There's a dash of patchouli in there as well, and a tiny hint of florals. It's feminine without being too frilly, and it's sweet without being overly saccharine. For me, it absolutely does evoke that scene from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, which makes me feel like a magical, powerful badass (at least a little bit). This is a gorgeous, gooey flormand, and I'm really stoked to have it again. It brings me a lot of nostalgic joy from my early days getting into this hobby and discovering Alkemia for the first time.
Verdict: 5 spicy Turkish Delights out of 5.
💘 Love Flight of a Candy Heart (Pink cotton candy, candy orange slices, red licorice, bergamot, pineapple, fresh passionfruit, green figs, vanilla musk, pink pepper, oleander, freesia, Panama rose, frangipani, green coconut water, cashmere musk)
Preliminary notes: Honestly, this sounds super fruity and not like my normal fare, but Alkemia's cotton candy scents always sucker me in (I've literally tried all of them at this point). I also haven't seen a pineapple note used in their scents in quite some time.
In bottle: Tropical, citrusy cotton candy. I don't get much else from it, and it's fairly faint. This reminds me of body sprays I used as a teenager, and I mean that in the nicest way possible. It's nostalgic.
On skin: Surprisingly, the pineapple and passionfruit are the strongest notes on the skin. It's delightfully tropical and fruity. The red licorice rears its head with the cotton candy, and the florals start to peek in as well. It's a very juicy, tropical, summery gourmand. Despite the candy notes, it's not overly saccharine, either. I was initially concerned about the passionfruit, since it's not a note I generally care for, but it works well here and isn't overbearing at all.
Verdict: 4.25 tufts of bright yellow tropical cotton candy out of 5.
🌿 Earthlight (Linden blossoms, wild fennel fronds, jasmine tea leaves, melissa, muguet, citrus bergamia, cedar tips, petitgrain, copalchi, guaiacwood, santal, hemlock pine needles, green patchouli leaves)
Preliminary notes: I've always found linden to be a really pretty, quintessential springtime floral despite not being around it IRL ever, so this was very enticing to me. I love a good vernal floral scent to begin with.
In bottle: Beautiful wet, verdant meadow vibes, which is what I was hoping for from this. I don't get any of the florals outright.
On skin: Largely the same, but somehow even more green on the skin. The patchouli and fennel are the strongest, but the fennel isn't overly pungent and licorice-y. It just smells herbal. I get the citrus and jasmine tea leaves if I try really hard, but this is mostly about the greenery. This is a gorgeous, contemplative meadow scent, and I'm really glad I snagged a bottle of this before it disappears again. My only complaint with it is how fast it fades, but that's alright.
Verdict: 4.75 verdant meadows out of 5.
✨ Ecstasies of Light (White amber, pear blossoms, white figs, bergamot, gorse flowers, winter honeysuckle, osmanthus)
Preliminary notes: I'm apparently still on some sort of lactonic and/or white amber kick, and this is no exception. Pear can be hit or miss, but I love it in Carmen 7, so I'm hoping I'll be able to tolerate it here too. This sounds glorious and glowy.
In bottle: This is hard to tease apart, but it absolutely fits right into Alkemia's ethereal-white amber family of Ghost Fire, Luminae, Supernatural, and others. I get a bit of bergamot and osmanthus, but it's mostly creamy white amber.
On skin: Oh, interesting. This becomes almost cologne-y and aquatic on the skin. The pear blossom and osmanthus are beautiful here, and it's very ethereal-smelling, like a glittering veil. There's a bit of sweetness in there, but nothing candy-like or foody. Honestly, this reminds me of ghosts a little bit, like an elegant ghost haunting the halls of a castle or stately Victorian house. Absolutely stunning addition to Alkemia's white ambers. Definitely a fan.
Verdict: 4.25 elegant ghosts out of 5.
👻 Honored Ghosts (Earl Grey tea, black raspberry creams, rosewater-saffron syrup, cinnamon honey, white amber, vanilla incense)
Preliminary notes: I got a friend of mine into Alkemia a few years ago, and this is one of the scents she sampled and upsized. Raspberry is probably one of my least favorite fruits outside of jam, but the rest of this sounds up my alley.
In bottle: Ugh, god. Bury me with this. I don't get any raspberry whatsoever in the bottle, and it's all deliciously honeyed tea and incense. There's some sort of hidden green note in the bottle as well.
On skin: The raspberry peeks out a very tiny bit on the skin, but it's barely there (which is a win for me). The tea and incense notes in this are sublime. It's witchy and sweet without being overly gourmand. This is definitely fall and Halloween appropriate, but it's absolutely versatile enough to be worn any time of the year too. I'm really glad I finally tried this, because I adore it. It brings to mind the image of a young apprentice witch studying tasseomancy in a room hazy with soft incense smoke.
Verdict: 5 witchy teas out of 5.
💖 Come to Me (Candied rose petals, star jasmine, peach blossom, cardamom-infused figs, pink pepper, orris root, Mexican vanilla, tonka bean, cashmeran, white amber, sugar musk, white patchouli, botanical pheromones)
Preliminary notes: Another one I had and destashed because I was afraid of femininity at the time, or something. I remember liking this, with the rose and peach blossom being the strongest notes.
In bottle: I'm not going to lie, this smells a bit like peach-jasmine detergent in the bottle, which is.. interesting and not what I remember.
On skin: This has always had a SweeTarts-adjacent vibe going on, in which it's very sweet and fruity. It doesn't smell like detergent as much on the skin, thankfully. It has some characteristics in common with Haunted and Bewitched, but this is much sweeter. The pink pepper in this is really nice, as is the peach blossom. I'm not entirely sure if I like this or not, to be honest. It's almost saccharine and a bit overwhelming.
Verdict: 3 slightly overwhelming SweeTarts out of 5.
🌊 Ambre Gris (Ambergris, ocean minerals, sea salt)
Preliminary notes: Annnd another one I used to have. I didn't destash this because it was too feminine though. I don't usually wear oils in the summer because of the heat, but I do remember enjoying this during warmer weather.
In bottle: This, on the other hand, is exactly how I remember it. Saline, aquatic, warm, and to be frank, a bit odd in all the right ways.
On skin: God, this is lovely. Warm, a bit salty, aquatic, and a tiny bit green as well. It really does smell like something you'd find in the ocean, and I love it for that. It's atmospheric without smelling like sunscreen or a generic blue candle. This bears some resemblance to Sandscape (which I think might be discontinued), but I like this much better. Sandscape *does* veer into generic blue candle territory and can be a bit overwhelming, but the warmth and saline quality of this one keeps it in check.
Verdict: 4.75 chunks of ambergris out of 5.
